Write Mathematically

Read. Eat dinner. Go to bed. Wake up to pee. Go back to sleep satisfied. Wake up when the sun shines. Add two eggs to a hot pan. Make two pieces of toast with unsalted butter. Put the toast on a plate; add the eggs. Make an egg sandwich and eat it with orange juice. Think quickly: one egg per day, two eggs – wait two days. But wait: indulge on Saturday with a three-egg omelette – subtract accordingly. That means on another day make two eggs with toast, unless you’re bored. If you’re bored, does that mean nine eggs the following week, and the consequence? The consequence being malfunctioning limits, or the growing allowance of a heart attack, remain steady. Perhaps immediate desire is the best judge; it will govern what your body needs and detests. Unless, unfortunately, you have a not too rare hormonal imbalance that negates your body’s food regulatory abilities. What do you count on then, when your body doesn’t understand how to calculate calorie intake, enlarging itself?